Randy Johnson
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SnoregasmsA Poem by Randy JohnsonIt's every man's dream that his wife can have orgasms.But I'm so lousy in bed that my wife has snoregasms.Every time we make love, she falls asleep.Sh.. |
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Smoke Free - Part IVA Poem by Randy JohnsonI'm happy to say that I quit smoking half a year ago.It's been six months today since I last smoked tobacco.When I was presented with the opportunity .. |
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Luigi's Mansion 3A Story by Randy JohnsonI bought Luigi's Mansion 3 for the Nintendo Switch earlier today at CM Games. Because the original Luigi's Mansion sold out, I thought that the 3rd on.. |
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The Death Of Robert ForsterA Poem by Randy JohnsonDEDICATED TO ROBERT FORSTER (1941-2019) WHO DIED AT HIS HOME ON OCTOBER 11, 2019. |
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Capri/Paradigm TheatersA Story by Randy JohnsonYears ago, a movie theater called 'Paradigm' was open in Morristown, Tennessee. Before that, it was the 'Capri' movie theater. I watched my first two .. |
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My Brother Chopped Off His HandA Poem by Randy JohnsonSome agree with what my brother did but others don't understand.Something bad happened and he decided to cut off his right hand.It all started when a .. |
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Zombies Ate My NeighborsA Poem by Randy JohnsonWhen I say Zombies ate my neighbors, I'm not talking about a video game.Zombies ate my neighbors and I'm one of the Zombies who is to blame.Because my.. |
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72A Poem by Randy JohnsonDEDICATED TO CHARLES F. JOHNSON (1947-2013) WHO DIED ON JULY 13, 2013. |
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The 3DOA Poem by Randy JohnsonI remember what happened 24 years ago.I went to Walmart and I bought a 3DO.The 3DO was a video game console and it was 32 Bit.Contrary to what some be.. |
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You Ruined My BirthdayA Poem by Randy JohnsonTHE ONLY TRUE THING ABOUT THIS POEM IS THE FACT THAT I HATE THE NEW DOCTOR WHO TV SHOW. |
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