Randy Johnson : Writing

What I Got For Christmas

What I Got For Christmas

A Poem by Randy Johnson


When I asked my wife what I was getting for Christmas, she kicked me in the balls.That wasn't what I wanted for Christmas, that wasn't what I wanted a..
John Wayne Brown - Part IV

John Wayne Brown - Part IV

A Poem by Randy Johnson


DEDICATED TO JOHN W. BROWN (1970-2019) WHO DIED ON JUNE 3, 2019.
Nintendo's Wii U Got a Bum Rap

Nintendo's Wii U Got a Bum Rap

A Poem by Randy Johnson


Certain people hate the Wii U, they call it a piece of crap.But I like the game console and I think it got a bum rap.It's no XBOX One or PS4 but it's ..
Merry Christmas, Mom - Part VII

Merry Christmas, Mom - Part VII

A Poem by Randy Johnson


DEDICATED TO AGNES JOHNSON (1948-2013) WHO PASSED AWAY ON MARCH 6, 2013.
Donkey Kong Country

Donkey Kong Country

A Story by Randy Johnson


After selling my Go-Kart, I bought Donkey Kong Country for the SNES twenty-five years ago tonight in 1994. I bought it at KB Toys and I remember buyin..
Former Thanksgivings

Former Thanksgivings

A Story by Randy Johnson


My brother and our parents and I celebrated one of our Thanksgivings 30 years ago today on November 23, 1989. I remember a little about that day. I re..
Back To The Future II: 30th Anniversary

Back To The Future II: 30th Anniversary

A Story by Randy Johnson


Back To The Future Part II was released thirty years ago today on November 22, 1989. Even though some of the future predictions were stupid, it's my f..
No Longer $5.00 Below

No Longer $5.00 Below

A Story by Randy Johnson


I have an ax to grind with Five Below stores. A Five Below store opened at the College Square Mall in Morristown, Tennessee about 17 or 18 months ago...
Arthenia's Birthday

Arthenia's Birthday

A Poem by Randy Johnson


DEDICATED TO ARTHENIA JOHNSON (1955-2018) WHO DIED ON AUGUST 3, 2018.
Red II

Red II

A Poem by Randy Johnson


DEDICATED TO RED WHO I BOUGHT ON NOVEMBER 11, 2018.