Randy Johnson : Writing

The Easter Bunny

The Easter Bunny

A Poem by Randy Johnson


You may find it to be amusing but I don't think it's one bit funny.I have a twenty year old son who still believes in the Easter Bunny.I tried to rais..
B***h and Two-Faced Liar

B***h and Two-Faced Liar

A Poem by Randy Johnson


I dumped my girlfriend when I learned I was being used.She decided to get revenge, I was falsely accused.She said that when she came to my house, ther..
Coronavirus Prevention

Coronavirus Prevention

A Poem by Randy Johnson


People are afraid of catching the Coranavirus, we've seen better days.What we should do is to take precautions, we've seen better days.Regularly use a..
The Gambler and Lucille

The Gambler and Lucille

A Poem by Randy Johnson


DEDICATED TO KENNY ROGERS (1938-2020) WHO DIED ON MARCH 20, 2020.
Lyle Waggoner

Lyle Waggoner

A Poem by Randy Johnson


DEDICATED TO LYLE WAGGONER (1935-2020) WHO DIED ON MARCH 17, 2020.
Great Depression II

Great Depression II

A Poem by Randy Johnson


Millions will panic and they won't know what to do.America is about to experience a Great Depression II.I just learned that tomorrow the Stock Market ..
Deadly Aneurysm

Deadly Aneurysm

A Poem by Randy Johnson


DEDICATED TO AGNES JOHNSON (1948-2013) WHO DIED 7 YEARS AGO TODAY ON MARCH 6, 2013.
Phoenix

Phoenix

A Story by Randy Johnson


Something terrific happened 40 years ago. In 1980, a company called Centuri released an arcade game called 'Phoenix'. Phoenix was the very first video..
Why I Had To Pay On Valentine's Day

Why I Had To Pay On Valentine's Day

A Poem by Randy Johnson


My wife became furious because I forgot to buy her some candy and flowers.The b***h tried to electrocute me with a toaster while I was taking a shower..
Burkette Greene

Burkette Greene

A Story by Randy Johnson


My granddad died twenty-two years ago today at the age of eighty-seven. His name was Burkette Greene. He was born on May 1, 1910 and he lived in Sneed..