Randy Johnson : Writing

Smoking And Falling Asleep

Smoking And Falling Asleep

A Poem by Randy Johnson


DEDICATED TO ANNA KAREN (1936-2022) WHO DIED ON FEBRUARY 22, 2022.
Lion Tamer

Lion Tamer

A Poem by Randy Johnson


My wife's death is her own fault and people ignorantly tell me not to blame her.My wife signed her death warrant when she decided to be a lion tamer.I..
Spring Equinox

Spring Equinox

A Poem by Randy Johnson


Today is one of my favorite days of the year.Today is March the 20th and Spring is here.I'm glad that Winter is over, cold weather brings gloom.Leaves..
The Late Anna Karen

The Late Anna Karen

A Poem by Randy Johnson


DEDICATED TO ANNA KAREN (1936-2022) WHO DIED ON FEBRUARY 22, 2022
You Went To A Better Place

You Went To A Better Place

A Poem by Randy Johnson


DEDICATED TO AGNES MARIE JOHNSON (1948-2013) WHO PASSED AWAY ON MARCH 6, 2013.
Home Sweet Home

Home Sweet Home

A Story by Randy Johnson


I have been living on my property forty-five years today. I moved here on February 25, 1977. When I moved on my property, I was only five years old an..
Cheating Spouse

Cheating Spouse

A Poem by Randy Johnson


Something terrible has happened and I would rather have contracted rabies.My wife and I haven't made love for over two years and we have twin babies.W..
Massive Heart Attack

Massive Heart Attack

A Poem by Randy Johnson


There was a young man who was obese.He ate too much and now he's deceased.He went to his favorite restaurants and ate a lot of food every day.He died ..
Trees

Trees

A Poem by Randy Johnson


In some ways, trees are better than mankind and that's the truth.You may think that is incredibly stupid but I will give you proof.Trees don't rape wo..
The Horrible Duel

The Horrible Duel

A Poem by Randy Johnson


Two men died over a woman who was as beautiful as a jewel.They both loved her and they both died when they had a duel.This horrible incident occurred ..