Randy Johnson : Writing

Massive Heart Attack

Massive Heart Attack

A Poem by Randy Johnson


There was a young man who was obese.He ate too much and now he's deceased.He went to his favorite restaurants and ate a lot of food every day.He died ..
Trees

Trees

A Poem by Randy Johnson


In some ways, trees are better than mankind and that's the truth.You may think that is incredibly stupid but I will give you proof.Trees don't rape wo..
The Horrible Duel

The Horrible Duel

A Poem by Randy Johnson


Two men died over a woman who was as beautiful as a jewel.They both loved her and they both died when they had a duel.This horrible incident occurred ..
Perpetual Torment

Perpetual Torment

A Poem by Randy Johnson


When it came to compassion, God didn't show him any.He decided to drive his car after he had a few too many.He hit another car head on.He didn't survi..
The Consequences Of Committing Crimes

The Consequences Of Committing Crimes

A Poem by Randy Johnson


Certain people underestimate the police. They believe that they can commit crimes and get away with it. But prisons are filled with people who thought..
Counterfeit Money

Counterfeit Money

A Poem by Randy Johnson


I make money that is not real.I love to make counterfeit bills.I have a contact who steals the paper that the government makes.My counterfeit money lo..
The Prank

The Prank

A Poem by Randy Johnson


THIS IS A TRUE STORY THAT TOOK PLACE 30 YEARS AGO TODAY ON JANUARY 25, 1992.
Sanford and Steptoe and Son

Sanford and Steptoe and Son

A Story by Randy Johnson


It has been fifty years since Sanford and Son was first broadcast on TV. It ran for six seasons and 136 episodes. The very first episode aired on Janu..
My Baby Doll - Part V

My Baby Doll - Part V

A Poem by Randy Johnson


DEDICATED TO AGNES (2011-2020) WHO DIED ON JULY 11, 2020.
An Unfair Price At Walmart

An Unfair Price At Walmart

A Story by Randy Johnson


I WROTE THIS SHORT ARTICLE TO LET OTHERS KNOW ABOUT A PRICE INCREASE AT WALMART THAT I CONSIDER TO BE UNFAIR.