Dhara_Ditzy Kat
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Queen's BeansA Chapter by Dhara_Ditzy KatA polite and well-mannered queen Had chronic farting in her genes She let rip on the quiet Yet there was a big riot A traitor had fed her baked.. |
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JOYSTICKA Chapter by Dhara_Ditzy KatA fat frigid lady named JoyWas sexually frustrated and coyShe came up with a goalTo marry a male blow-up dollAnd now she's very happy with her boy |
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Rama Mama!A Chapter by Dhara_Ditzy KatAn Indian stuck in AtacamaTried telephoning his mamaHis pants got soiled with shitWith no water to flush itHare Rama Rama Hare Rama! |
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Sweetly Ending LimericksA Chapter by Dhara_Ditzy KatA sweet old lady with a beard Needed a barber to be sheared But she met some friendly bees For a comfy rental fees She let them lay eggs i.. |
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Moral Kicks In LimericksA Chapter by Dhara_Ditzy KatI know of two lovers in Spain Who liked to get dirty in the rain But one mad bug in the grass Taught them never to trespass Their .. |
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Otter WaterA Chapter by Dhara_Ditzy KatOnce a naughty little baby otterAlways liked to pee in the waterRub-a -dub-a-dub-dub-dubHis mum threw out the tubThe baby went out with the bathwater |
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My Friend PaulA Chapter by Dhara_Ditzy KatThere once was a nice guy named PaulWho wanted to review one and allBut then he got a big shockSome prick had pressed him the 'block'Paul had a big be.. |
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Scott Caught CotA Chapter by Dhara_Ditzy KatThere once lived a wily old ScottWho thought he was so hunky and hotBut he let out a big sneezeHis rheumy lungs had a wheezeHis missus sent him quick .. |
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Just For KicksA Chapter by Dhara_Ditzy Kat1) There once was a coolcat named Jude Who thought himself a real hot dude When he bought himself a hoe 'Twas a hairy bloke named Joe Who flatten.. |
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Hicks & PricksA Chapter by Dhara_Ditzy Kat1) There once was a crone named Shirley Who drove a sick, wheel-chaired Harley The engine revved to a vroom But the motor went kaboom Now she fli.. |
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