Dhara_Ditzy Kat
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More Than BeautifulA Poem by Dhara_Ditzy KatHis chins wobble as jellyHe owns his fartsnoxious fumes deliveredfrom a distended bellyA dozen dying goatsbleat away in his snoresHe also makes noises.. |
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Dopey Aliens & Happy DwarfsA Poem by Dhara_Ditzy KatIn Collaboration with my friend Paul Bell :) |
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LIMERICKSA Book by Dhara_Ditzy Kat |
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Hot Pot SnotA Chapter by Dhara_Ditzy KatA very yucky guy called Pol Pot Sold a soup of his own yummy snot His nose was always runny So he made lots of money Selling big pots .. |
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Coot SnootA Chapter by Dhara_Ditzy KatI know of a contrived old coot A dagger up her gardening boot Tiptoeing sweet and spry Slaying poets on the sly No talent but still such a.. |
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Quail TaleA Chapter by Dhara_Ditzy KatA well rounded lady Abigail Was shaped like a plump little quail She was such a curvy dish It was every man's fond wish To relish.. |
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Garden FairyA Chapter by Dhara_Ditzy KatOnce a sprite so frisky and lightDid ballet in a grove by starlightTill she met a garden fairyWith bits so foul and hairySprite pissed herself in shee.. |
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Pure Fun LimericksA Chapter by Dhara_Ditzy KatOne non-poet Ordovician Whose brain cells seem in attrition Puts out selfies, calls them Art A pure narcissistic fart Vain f****t needs a .. |
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Limericks to Lady MargieA Chapter by Dhara_Ditzy KatA shout out |
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IDIOMIC FUNA Chapter by Dhara_Ditzy KatA tisket and a tasket Are all your eggs in a basket? If you have too many wives Just keep losing all the knives Or else get laid in a big.. |
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