Pork Chopkins : Writing

Oh Comely (Part III)

Oh Comely (Part III)

A Chapter by Pork Chopkins


Toby spends some time in a local 7-11
Wal-Mart: 4:00 AM

Wal-Mart: 4:00 AM

A Chapter by Pork Chopkins


Sleepwalking
The House Down the Road From Real Life

The House Down the Road From Real Life

A Chapter by Pork Chopkins


More undead fun with Rob and Gloria
Somniloquy

Somniloquy

A Chapter by Pork Chopkins


Toby talks in his sleep.
Little Bunny Foo-Foo

Little Bunny Foo-Foo

A Story by Pork Chopkins


A take on the old nursery rhyme. Juvenile delinquent Little Bunny Foo-Foo is reeking havoc in the forest and the good fairy is not going to stand for..
Is She Weird?

Is She Weird?

A Story by Pork Chopkins


Several eighth graders at a Catholic school in a small town have an in-depth discussion about the very unusual new girl from the big city.
I Want To Be The Girl With The Most Cake

I Want To Be The Girl With The Most Cake

A Story by Pork Chopkins


A bomb goes off in a high school parking lot and a guidance counselor finds herself trapped in her office with no way to get to the restroom.
Detachable Penis

Detachable Penis

A Story by Pork Chopkins


After a long night of partying, a young woman finds that her penis is missing.
The Bitter Woman On Happy Lane

The Bitter Woman On Happy Lane

A Story by Pork Chopkins


The most unpleasant woman in the most pleasant neighborhood on Earth exercises her unpleasantness
The Worst Superhero Ever

The Worst Superhero Ever

A Story by Pork Chopkins


By day he is a mild-mannered, unmotivated gas station attendant pining after the richest, prettiest, borderline-retarded girl in town; but by night he..

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