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I called you on the phoneBut you were dead and all aloneDid you see my nameAre you playing a gameDon’t keep me hanging onI called you on the pho..
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Ah, Timothy dear friendDid she steal your heartCut you with those razor eyes of beautyBreak you in twoYou’re just a man, mere mortalNever in thi..
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She dances the danceThe last danceFor all the lost soulsLeft behindShe dances the danceThe last danceFor all the forgotten daysLeft behindShe dances t..
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There’s a woman on the phone who says she’s pregnant, explanation.Well, in simple terms, the man has to impregnate the woman, this may tak..
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You’ve got to make the body fit the boxDon’t cheat, don’t lose the shoes and socksNo point killing six foot JoeIf five feet ten is t..
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Compartment 114
Compartment 114
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When I said to you I would like to try a new position, What do you think I meant.A new bar.When was the last time we had sex.My birthday.No.Your birth..
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The first mile is toughThe last mile is the toughestI liked the way she played with her hairLiked her smileShe had a calming effect on meThe in betwee..
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Every day someone just pops out and never returnsIt was out of characterSomething must have happenedShe left the keys in the ignition, her mobile on t..
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Sexy in blackSexy in blueDoesn’t want to talkDoesn’t want your heartWants you for the dayWants you for the nightJust not tomorrowThen you&..
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So, can you afford this place by yourself?Yeah, I did the maths.Okay, I’ll take the washing machine, you take the couches.You kidding, the washi..
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