TheOriginOfSpecies

Not much is known about the author. One thing that experts all agree on, though, is that the author is very mysterious.

Rumours follow TheOriginOfSpecies across the internet like toilet paper stuck on one's shoe, the most popular of which stating that the author is actually a decrepit 400-pound pedophile who uses various sites to lure in small children.

The author would like to take this moment to refute that rumour:
It's not true.
Seriously.

I don't know where you people come up with that crap.

Notice: To all who care.
I actually am working on something to post to this site. It's codenamed project "Crumbled Cookie". If it's not up by Friday evening, you have my permission to send me nasty messages.