There was once an old man with a dove Who met a young girl and fell in love He danced quite an odd dance And the girl fled to France Sadder yet, he ha..
There was once an old man with some dreams; That his life would be of milk and creams So he wrote those things down And soon all of the town Knew that..
This world that you have, it is not yours So listen well and do all your chores; For you borrow it from Your own children, how dumb It is to wreck thi..
There was an old man from Down Under Who was struck by lightning and thunder But the sun soon came out And he started to shout: "Curse the weather her..
There was once and old man from Sudan Who just wanted to walk to Iran; When he reached the Red Sea He was troubled to see That one does not just walk ..