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Jingle jingle all the way

A Poem by The Enemy

Jingle jingle hear the bellsSanta's coming with Christmas smellsLoads of presents for good kidsChocolate boxes with open lidsPlenty of gifts for all t..

The wrong trousers

A Poem by The Enemy

Sat in the room and watching crapHand down pants listening to rapPulling left then to the rightMonseur willy make his eyes brightEnjoying attention fr..

Two Bob bits

A Poem by The Enemy

When you have the two Bob bitsOut your arse does come the shitsIt's brown and smells just like a turdAnd mates all say that its absurdWhen you eat a d..

Toilet troubles

A Poem by The Enemy

A bloke he had the dirty dumpsDown the toilet went his lumpsJust like stew all wet and brownBad curry caused such a frownIt made his arse get blown to..

Chicken tikka

A Poem by The Enemy

Cautionary tale about chicken curry

Smell Busters

A Poem by The Enemy

An eerie thing stands in the road Just like a smelly warty toad It travels through the dark cold night In the shaddows out of sight This creature..

I dreamt I met my nan again

A Poem by The Enemy

In memory to my nan who i was very close to

Spirit Journey

A Poem by The Enemy

Above the fluffy clouds so highFlying above the humans skyLittle balls of very bright lightShining through like rays of whiteMany old spirits are guid..

Dear Sister

A Poem by The Enemy

I know you wanted scatteringAlong with all your dogsReleased into the wind by philAs he carried your ash boxYou didnt want to be in the groundThats no..