Jingle jingle hear the bellsSanta's coming with Christmas smellsLoads of presents for good kidsChocolate boxes with open lidsPlenty of gifts for all t..
Sat in the room and watching crapHand down pants listening to rapPulling left then to the rightMonseur willy make his eyes brightEnjoying attention fr..
When you have the two Bob bitsOut your arse does come the shitsIt's brown and smells just like a turdAnd mates all say that its absurdWhen you eat a d..
A bloke he had the dirty dumpsDown the toilet went his lumpsJust like stew all wet and brownBad curry caused such a frownIt made his arse get blown to..
Above the fluffy clouds so highFlying above the humans skyLittle balls of very bright lightShining through like rays of whiteMany old spirits are guid..
I know you wanted scatteringAlong with all your dogsReleased into the wind by philAs he carried your ash boxYou didnt want to be in the groundThats no..