A long time ago in a land far awayA scruffy homeless man found a shed to staySmelly and scruffy and wore a black hatWas no longer allowed in this shed..
Sat in the audienceOn his own up aboveWaiting for the film to startAnd the lights to dimDarkness comes to watch the filmBut he's not bothered about th..
Down at the bottom of a hairy legSat a small descreet deviceWas The size of a boiled eggWas left attached to watch them moveStop them going to Anson b..
The trolls houseThere was once a smelly trollLived in a house with a girl as a dollAlways put it In a bedThis girl.doll colour was pink and redAfter m..
Hidden objectsI opened up my closetAnd out dropped my black coatLeather buckles down the backSo tight around the throatUnderneath the floorboardsIs gi..
I heard a chap had an inspectionUp his back side holeThe things they we're looking forThe drugs that was their goalThe prisoners but was hurting.As he..
UP The BumMy mate he said to methat he likes it up the bumHe said he likes it lotsWhen he has it from his chumI looked at him rather strangeAnd said w..
One fine day near the little bridge in a land called broadband lived a troll with scraggy hair.It was a nasty little troll because he used to try and ..
Jingle bellsTrampy smellsHe got sent awayTried to pull his tiny dickWhile watching porn all dayOh Jingle bellsTrampy smellsStayed in the shower too lo..