The Enemy
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The hairy rats travelsA Story by The EnemyOnce upon a time in a land not far from here, lived a hairy rat named pilchard, now pilchard the rate enjoyed roaming late at night looking for lady r.. |
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Trouser problemsA Poem by The EnemyA long time ago in a land far awayA pair of scruffy trousers came to stayWith holes in the knees and a split in the crotchWhere the zip was removed an.. |
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A cut above the trousersA Poem by The EnemyA trouser leg was cut to shortExposing the blokes scabby wartTrouser zip was removed as wellFrom the fly why can't you tellMaking room for such light .. |
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The fisherman returnedA Poem by The EnemyThere was once a chap called a pilchardWho hung around a dark scary orchardTook a girl late one nightWhere she showed him a sightHer lower half also c.. |
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Fisher manA Poem by The EnemyThere once was a smelly old blokeSmelling of fish made you chokeLived his life in a hutAnd had sex with a slutAnd injected himself with pure coke |
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The dirty trampA Poem by The EnemyA long time ago in a far away placeLived a smelly tramp who had no graceKept breaking into to girlies houseStalking girls quiet as a mouseTook these f.. |
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The night of passionA Poem by The EnemyI woke up this morning With my dick hanging out I lay on a girly She's happy no doubt I made her feel comfy With her all tightly bound I ask.. |
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The electric boxA Poem by The EnemyIn a cupboard under the stairsLies a box with many hairsAll those colours tied aroundIn white cables high off the groundGaz and leccy whizzing byBoth .. |
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Christmas treesA Poem by The EnemyA long time ago In a woodland far away Some Christmas trees lived And in the wind they did sway Growing so large And ever so tall Along came a .. |
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Christmas sleight build reshapingA Chapter by The EnemyHere the sleigh was rebuilt using some new timbers as well as some existing |
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