Eggbert
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The rat and the burgerA Poem by EggbertIn the local maccy DA rat Went searching for his teaLarge golden fries strewn on the floorRatty likes to eat them moreMucky just like dirty ratEven le.. |
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The animals of stormy woodA Poem by EggbertA rat and a mouse they lived togetherIn a wooden house in the woodsLooking for girls from the woodland placeFor fun in the night cause they couldHoldi.. |
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The hairy rats travelsA Story by EggbertOnce upon a time in a land not far from here, lived a hairy rat named pilchard, now pilchard the rate enjoyed roaming late at night looking for lady r.. |
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Trouser problemsA Poem by EggbertA long time ago in a land far awayA pair of scruffy trousers came to stayWith holes in the knees and a split in the crotchWhere the zip was removed an.. |
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A cut above the trousersA Poem by EggbertA trouser leg was cut to shortExposing the blokes scabby wartTrouser zip was removed as wellFrom the fly why can't you tellMaking room for such light .. |
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The fisherman returnedA Poem by EggbertThere was once a chap called a pilchardWho hung around a dark scary orchardTook a girl late one nightWhere she showed him a sightHer lower half also c.. |
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Fisher manA Poem by EggbertThere once was a smelly old blokeSmelling of fish made you chokeLived his life in a hutAnd had sex with a slutAnd injected himself with pure coke |
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The dirty trampA Poem by EggbertA long time ago in a far away placeLived a smelly tramp who had no graceKept breaking into to girlies houseStalking girls quiet as a mouseTook these f.. |
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The night of passionA Poem by EggbertI woke up this morning With my dick hanging out I lay on a girly She's happy no doubt I made her feel comfy With her all tightly bound I ask.. |
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The electric boxA Poem by EggbertIn a cupboard under the stairsLies a box with many hairsAll those colours tied aroundIn white cables high off the groundGaz and leccy whizzing byBoth .. |
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