A tin of soup went flyingThrough the air againContained a rocket launcherSmashing window paneOn the rear of the houseThe landlord won't be pleasedWhen..
A quick tug many hours it's doneSerious strength fingers are wonMoving quick when fingers rubWhitish cream in special tubLubricates to make pulling fa..
There was a water leakFrom a water pipeThrough the floor the water wentAnd now I've got a gripeWith the diy manWho tried to swap the showerWhen water ..
Poor Humpty Dumpty sat in his vanTrying to act like a proper big manHand on the girl and touching her legsTried to go pulling, down her frilly kegsShe..
You have to go for a drive tonightYes a drive that is so brightOut of town you see the stars4 in a row they lead to marsWithout a doubt the night is c..
In the local maccy DA rat Went searching for his teaLarge golden fries strewn on the floorRatty likes to eat them moreMucky just like dirty ratEven le..
A rat and a mouse they lived togetherIn a wooden house in the woodsLooking for girls from the woodland placeFor fun in the night cause they couldHoldi..