The Enemy : Writing

A tin of soup went flying

A tin of soup went flying

A Poem by The Enemy


A tin of soup went flyingThrough the air againContained a rocket launcherSmashing window paneOn the rear of the houseThe landlord won't be pleasedWhen..
Colouring basics

Colouring basics

A Poem by The Enemy


A basic coloured picture done in a bout ten minutes using Sharpies
Pulling power

Pulling power

A Poem by The Enemy


A quick tug many hours it's doneSerious strength fingers are wonMoving quick when fingers rubWhitish cream in special tubLubricates to make pulling fa..
Drip drip waterleak

Drip drip waterleak

A Poem by The Enemy


There was a water leakFrom a water pipeThrough the floor the water wentAnd now I've got a gripeWith the diy manWho tried to swap the showerWhen water ..
Humpty and his Girlfriend

Humpty and his Girlfriend

A Poem by The Enemy


Poor Humpty Dumpty sat in his vanTrying to act like a proper big manHand on the girl and touching her legsTried to go pulling, down her frilly kegsShe..
F*g tree

F*g tree

A Poem by The Enemy


In the garden dig the hole Bury f*g butts that's the goal Wait to see if f*g trees grow Not that likely don't you know In the soil these f*g butts..
Out for a drive

Out for a drive

A Poem by The Enemy


You have to go for a drive tonightYes a drive that is so brightOut of town you see the stars4 in a row they lead to marsWithout a doubt the night is c..
Today's job for my girlfriend

Today's job for my girlfriend

A Story by The Enemy


Just wanted to show folks what I'd been doing today changing two cameras on my girlfriend's house because of a bearded bloke who keeps hanging about
The rat and the burger

The rat and the burger

A Poem by The Enemy


In the local maccy DA rat Went searching for his teaLarge golden fries strewn on the floorRatty likes to eat them moreMucky just like dirty ratEven le..
The animals of stormy wood

The animals of stormy wood

A Poem by The Enemy


A rat and a mouse they lived togetherIn a wooden house in the woodsLooking for girls from the woodland placeFor fun in the night cause they couldHoldi..