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A Tale of the woodland Creep.

A Story by The Enemy

This tale is a true story, detailing the activities of a dirty flea ridden tramp, who although lived in a flat in cannock wood, also spent most of the..

A Time Of Christmas Cheer

A Poem by The Enemy

The christmas lights are twinkling brightA Winterwonderland so clearShine in the trees the many lightsWith lots of festive cheerSantas sleigh can see ..

A Diary of a bearded Tramp

A Story by The Enemy

Once upon a time many months ago, Cannock Chase heathland was extremely barron and deserlate. Near the Old Stone Boulder that has been there since tim..

A new girl to try

A Story by The Enemy

One dark cold. Night the local. Tramp met up with a girl. Up the local woods between 9.30 and 10pm. He said to the girl she was going to have a great ..

The escapee

A Poem by The Enemy

In a wood far away The dirty tramp escaped one day He got out of the stairwell door And through a tunnel underneath the floor A fire exit was th..

The plucked sausage

A Poem by The Enemy

Simon the sausage wandered the street Wondering which girls mouths he would. Meet Plucked like a chicken all skinny and dry The girls. Often asked ..

The chicken nugget boxes

A Poem by The Enemy

Inside the maccy donalds shop The chap came in in such a strop Demanded 60 nuggets now The staff all wondered what where how Was he going to eat..

The big carrot

A Poem by The Enemy

The big Mr carrotLay on the bed tonightHis roots in his crotchHaving a nice pullRelieving his urgesAs Mrs carrot comes homeTo have a good pleasuringOn..

Pink nintendo

A Poem by The Enemy

The pink. Nintendo went for. A walk To. Another old. Chaps house Kept. Underneath the pillows case Like a silent little mouse Ready to. Flog. Anot..

The busted television

A Poem by The Enemy

The Samsung Tele gave up the ghostWhen the dirty tramp was eating toastOnly this story isn't all it seemsAs the owner had a programme of dreamsHe want..