This tale is a true story, detailing the activities of a dirty flea ridden tramp, who although lived in a flat in cannock wood, also spent most of the..
The christmas lights are twinkling brightA Winterwonderland so clearShine in the trees the many lightsWith lots of festive cheerSantas sleigh can see ..
Once upon a time many months ago, Cannock Chase heathland was extremely barron and deserlate. Near the Old Stone Boulder that has been there since tim..
One dark cold. Night the local. Tramp met up with a girl. Up the local woods between 9.30 and 10pm. He said to the girl she was going to have a great ..
The big Mr carrotLay on the bed tonightHis roots in his crotchHaving a nice pullRelieving his urgesAs Mrs carrot comes homeTo have a good pleasuringOn..
The Samsung Tele gave up the ghostWhen the dirty tramp was eating toastOnly this story isn't all it seemsAs the owner had a programme of dreamsHe want..