Eggbert
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The Bed Jacket (the Final Buckle)A Poem by EggbertThe rapist lived in America cellHe thought it was a living hellThe guard did put him in a coatThey pulled buckle tight around his throatThe rapist was.. |
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A woodland retreatA Poem by EggbertWinter arrived along woodland trackThe trees are all dormant while taking a napStood tall and mighty, their trunks frozen in timeAwaiting the children.. |
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A Tale of the woodland Creep.A Story by EggbertThis tale is a true story, detailing the activities of a dirty flea ridden tramp, who although lived in a flat in cannock wood, also spent most of the.. |
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A Time Of Christmas CheerA Poem by EggbertThe christmas lights are twinkling brightA Winterwonderland so clearShine in the trees the many lightsWith lots of festive cheerSantas sleigh can see .. |
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A Diary of a bearded TrampA Story by EggbertOnce upon a time many months ago, Cannock Chase heathland was extremely barron and deserlate. Near the Old Stone Boulder that has been there since tim.. |
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A new girl to tryA Story by EggbertOne dark cold. Night the local. Tramp met up with a girl. Up the local woods between 9.30 and 10pm. He said to the girl she was going to have a great .. |
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The escapeeA Poem by EggbertIn a wood far away The dirty tramp escaped one day He got out of the stairwell door And through a tunnel underneath the floor A fire exit was th.. |
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The plucked sausageA Poem by EggbertSimon the sausage wandered the street Wondering which girls mouths he would. Meet Plucked like a chicken all skinny and dry The girls. Often asked .. |
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The chicken nugget boxesA Poem by EggbertInside the maccy donalds shop The chap came in in such a strop Demanded 60 nuggets now The staff all wondered what where how Was he going to eat.. |
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The big carrotA Poem by EggbertThe big Mr carrotLay on the bed tonightHis roots in his crotchHaving a nice pullRelieving his urgesAs Mrs carrot comes homeTo have a good pleasuringOn.. |
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