MrJodie : Writing

A Few Words About Time Travel...

A Few Words About Time Travel...

A Chapter by MrJodie


Solving the mysteries of the universe one paradox at a time. That's my job.
A Word About Gastric Bypass.

A Word About Gastric Bypass.

A Chapter by MrJodie


Oooh, look, it's all shiny and sterile and medical looking. Hey, what's with the scalpel???
The Internet In Three Quarter Time...

The Internet In Three Quarter Time...

A Chapter by MrJodie


It's a little difficult to dance while being shot at... and while crying. I will now attempt to do both without a net. Keep the ambulance and the ja..
Blogging gone bad.

Blogging gone bad.

A Chapter by MrJodie


Oh, how far we've fallen. What do you mean, "what do you mean, we." We're in this together, right? Fine, be that way. I'll be over here ..
A full nest on an empty stomach.

A full nest on an empty stomach.

A Chapter by MrJodie


It's just an expression... of abject fear!
Just you and me against the... what the hell is that?!?!

Just you and me against the... what the hell is th..

A Chapter by MrJodie


Can't you just smell the love?
The agony of da happy feet...

The agony of da happy feet...

A Chapter by MrJodie


Three reps of ten, a quick stretch and then free your mind...
You never know what you'll do...

You never know what you\'ll do...

A Chapter by MrJodie


Would you like a side of Prozac with that?
Top Ten Mania!

Top Ten Mania!

A Chapter by MrJodie


No, you're not seeing double. Do not attempt to adjust your reality. We have you.
RIP Ray Charles.

RIP Ray Charles.

A Chapter by MrJodie


September 23, 1930 � June 10, 2004