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It's time to step up and take responsibility for the fact that I'm a parent, now. Is anyone else as frightened as I am about that?
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A quick trip to the hospital and suddenly the world takes on a whole new perspective. Who hasn't gone through that? Okay, fine. You in the white ro..
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Hungover and writing. Step away from the keyboard, sir, and nobody gets hurt.
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Today's blog is brought to you by Brillo. Whether you're chewing up your hands or scraping week old lasagna off your favorite china, it's always Brill..
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The art of self-flagellation. Witness the awe inspiring spectacle of a man on the brink of something less than desirable.
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I is righting. Seez me tieping?
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Our starving artist will now attempt to adjust your reality. This is not a test.
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Ooh, look, I've switched to Latin. Guess that F in High School didn't... wait, THAT'S NOT LATIN!!!
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Don't ever discuss politics, parenting or religion in an open forum. Who the hell am I kidding???
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It's also for philosophy. Hey, they sound the same. Give a guy a little artistic license, here, will ya? Oh, and money. Lots and lots of filthy lu..
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