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RED RED WHIIIIIINE! STAY CLOSE TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! Man, I got the goblins partying in my cranium today, that's for sure. Head hurts and I feel ..
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Somebody gag me with a kidney... Hey... I'm just so f*****g pissed off and trapped in castle with no knight to rescue me. I got f*****g no one. This m..
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Maggots covered in nacho cheese sounds decent to me right now... I apologize if I'm posting too much... BUUUUUUUUUT, a major update. Sandra has swung ..
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Somebody just f**k the pain away... I'd rather have a flying ray have a bowel movement on me. I just feel so pathetically defeated... Scioto County, I..
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There's a lipstick in my salad. Do I go ahead and eat it? Sorry, back. I'm ready to just move on... Come on Bigfoot, Loch Ness Monster, Mothman, and a..
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Get a Nephilim pencil and erase me because I'm an ultra emo boy. Lol. Today, I'm really drowning in the creek of apathy. I don't feel like doing anyth..
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I decided to hug a man eating tree because therapy costs too much. Well, me, mom, dad, and Sandra went to my sister Jamie's house. It was a 6 out of 1..
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A MEXICAN GIRL FARTED ON MY CHRISTMAS TREE AND IT IMPROVED BY A LONG RUN. I am baaaaaaack. It has been a while, hasn't it? Yup... It's Christmas morni..
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KRAMPUS IS READY TO CRASH INTO A BARREL OF TOXIC WASTE! I am back. Where do I start? Well, Sandra is definitely working at Arby's. And on her first da..
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HUH? LETTERS MADE OUT OF MUSTARD? Boy, do I got some crap to tell you. Hahahaha.. I'm trapped in a story written by God and Jesus so that I can transf..
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