Mike Emil
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CrumbleA Poem by Mike EmilBy Mike Emil Crumble Crumble before me you vagrant vagabonds You deceivers of the wealth of good taste I smite you with every word I type You D.. |
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Stop!A Poem by Mike EmilBy Mike Emil Stop! Stop calling me Stop bothering You already stopped listening to me So stop! Go the hell away You jackals! Go get thee he.. |
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Old NursesA Poem by Mike EmilArrgh!They're old!They try and look youngBut they're wearing flowery scrubsThey act like pall bearersThey don't careThey don't even serve dribbles of .. |
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BreakfastA Poem by Mike EmilPorridge and whiskeyWhiskey and porridgeThat's how I'll start my dayWith a howl and smirk and a belchBurp!Porridge with whiskey |
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Gong BatonA Poem by Mike EmilBy Mike Emil I gong my baton I gong my baton I gong with my baton And she loves it I gong my baton I gong my baton I gong my baton And she.. |
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TokugawaA Poem by Mike EmilBy Mike Emil Tokugawa Blood, blood, blood Shinobi Attack NOW! HAI! Arrghhhh! Blood, blood, blood Swing that sword Spill that blood Fill .. |
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PricksA Poem by Mike EmilBy Mike Emil Pricks Even in this cold weather They taunt me They are all around Sticking out To rip at me, to tear at me, slander to the touch.. |
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Larry the LabradorA Poem by Mike EmilBy Mike Emil Larry the Labrador Was a stupid dog by any means And by that I mean real stupid All dogs are stupid Hence the name dog I know &ls.. |
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Happy Frickin’ Valentine’s Day!A Poem by Mike EmilBy Mike Emil Ahh women! Every year it’s the same thing Buy ‘em candy and a card, a cardigan The hearts are lit up everywhere And fo.. |
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LesbosA Poem by Mike EmilBy Mike Emil Even lesbos need d****s It’s only so very true Been found all through time Buried with them high priestesses all around Up.. |
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