Mike Emil
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Still Lawnchairs No. 1A Poem by Mike EmilNone |
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Is Busey Pissed (Not Drunk)?A Poem by Mike EmilWhat does Gary Busey say?About the game Robin Williams played?Is he jealous?Or gelatinous?Is he angry?Or does he just not care?We will have to wait in.. |
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Jump MadagascarA Poem by Mike EmilI'm going to jump MadagascarAgainYou b******s didn't pay attentionLast timeBecause I only jumped the widthOf that islandI saw a lot of lemurs thereRea.. |
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Mash (Not the TV Show)A Poem by Mike EmilThis is the second timeMashed potatoes from a boxFlakesNothing but flakesDammit!But I read the instructions wrongLast timeNow I try it againAre YOU li.. |
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He Loves His RemoteA Stage Play by Mike Emil*Prologue*He enjoys his remoteHe's gotta have it closeThey made a commercial for himJust to say thisHe said he likes to touch thingsIn the commercialH.. |
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Mike Emil Presents an Episode of ‘Idiots in ..A Poem by Mike EmilBy Mike Emil Cars that drive themselves today Because people are getting too stupid to drive For themselves For anyone Can’t find the bra.. |
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Ready NowA Poem by Mike EmilBy Mike Emil Damnable thing The sink is clean Maybe The outside faucet is drained The other one is broken To hell with it Don’t matter .. |
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YamsA Poem by Mike EmilBy Mike Emil Yams I hate yams Sweet potatoes Whats wrong with YOU Throw them out Waste of good spuds What’s wrong with YOU all??? Hate.. |
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