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They want me to be something other than me
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Tories vs Labour
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When I was young,
I needed noise and motion;
Now that I'm old,
I need quiet and devotion.
F*ck all this commotion!
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I am a bra strap clasp
That craves to be undone
Then slung
Over the back of the couch,
Have my panties pulled down
And scream and shout
Freeeeee..
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I best be movin' to the saloon then,
where the loose women roam
and the barman tends.
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Alpha and Omega
Ganged up on Beta;
Ate his alphabet soup.
How low will language stoop
To inflict censure or rebuke?
As long as it takes to
Regu..
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I am toying with the idea, of being toyed with.
But I will not hide in the horse of Troy. I am not a penis,
which hides silent and flaccid, until ..
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Rumor writes with its own copyright
Up and down, left and right,
It scrolls men and women's souls,
Invading minds,
Shrouding them in night,
It f..
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I went to war with a platoon of men
When bullets flew,
They became like women in the trench, wearing pantaloons;
Men cried, then suddenly wilted, ..
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How endearing is a scar?
People like faces clean,
like they do their cars,
New, without dent or ding,
so they cut, inject, lift
In pursuit of pri..
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