TalesFromTheLighterDarkside : Writing

The Basketball Head Diaries

The Basketball Head Diaries

A Story by TalesFromTheLighterDarksi..


You wouldn't think the human face could balloon to such size. Self-inflicted stupidity and pain. 10 out of 10 on the pain scale, and it was just the b..
Greasy Bacon, Meet Outlaw Biker's Forehead

Greasy Bacon, Meet Outlaw Biker's Forehead

A Story by TalesFromTheLighterDarksi..


I snapped, and the instant I flung that bacon full force I knew my GPS coordinates were off. When I saw the burly outlaw biker's bulbous head it was o..
The Headless Biker: All In The Name of Forbidden Teenage Love

The Headless Biker: All In The Name of Forbidden T..

A Story by TalesFromTheLighterDarksi..


A son decapitated by his own Mother? With the police listening in, it was just another bizarre layer in a glorious summer night's adventure.
Beatdown By Enraged Polygamists

Beatdown By Enraged Polygamists

A Story by TalesFromTheLighterDarksi..


We underestimated what happens when you get between some old school polygamists and their KFC on the one day they get to dip their toe in the real wor..
Tapeworm Removal Technician

Tapeworm Removal Technician

A Story by TalesFromTheLighterDarksi..


16 ft. tapeworm, no problem. Sometimes you have to take care of business on your own.
Faster Than a Speeding City Bus: Chronic Drama

Faster Than a Speeding City Bus: Chronic Drama

A Story by TalesFromTheLighterDarksi..


Getting between a drug dealer and his stash is never a good thing. What's he going to do? He exited more than a mile back. We underestimated Shaggy's ..
Scrote-Gate

Scrote-Gate

A Story by TalesFromTheLighterDarksi..


The last thing one would expect in a room of 75 people. It's all fun and games until someone whips it out.