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"No food for 48 hours," there was good reason for this post-oral surgery instruction. The munchies led me to ignore it, and I was about to pay a horri..
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I swerved to block the exit as the last car tried to leave. If they didn't have my LSD stuffed wallet, were the handcuffs all that remained? Was it al..
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Another helicopter ride I wouldn't remember. Another ER Doc breaking the likely prognosis: veggie platter. A well deserved smack for the humiliating f..
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On a dare, my terrified 19 year old self decided to make the most of that dreaded prostate exam. The recording turned out better than I could have ima..
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A creative, if illegal solution to underaged alcohol access. Smooth sailing, until a cop appeared opposite me, staring right at me through the glass. ..
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Stuffing myself, in full gorilla get-up, into that recycle bin and lying in wait seemed like a good scheme at the time. 12 beers in, trickster dumbass..
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Woe unto he who falls asleep first at a trickster's sleepover. The very moment Shad's Mother is screaming into the phone to mine, Shad's boobies are d..
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