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Prank revenge, a dish best served warm? It would go terribly wrong, just before it went perfect
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"He's my firstborn, please keep him safe." Those words haunted me once I learned where my runaway exchange student was, and there was little I could d..
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Laughing at my burly, insane coke dealer's Belinda Carlisle synchro-mesh dance grooves was not an option. It turned out he wasn't paranoid, the DEA wa..
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Before sunrise, a foot of freshly fallen snow in Hokkaido, Japan, and a scheme to liberate day-old donuts. Maybe inviting a drunken Yakuza dude wasn't..
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Ingesting the wrong molecule, in far too excessive amounts, put us on a collision course with angry outlaw bikers. Displeased with the Gorbachev-sized..
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Minutes earlier an angry, Ace Frehley looking character had been clutching the case as if contained gold bars. We couldn't believe he left it behind. ..
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My angry cop pursuers, a disappearing motorcycle, from our hiding spot we overheard the entire exchange. My panicked Mother confessing to decapitati..
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Who could have known our Bishop would be driving with his window down, on a 10F frigid night. Some bizarro bend in the fabric of the Universe all alig..
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Davey fully believed I was about to remove a fierce, 16 foot tapeworm from the tailpipe of our Bro, Trevor. Armed only with tongs and a ham sandwich, ..
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The cop was pissed in the extreme, not a fan of our "Fast & Furious" style escape. "You think yer better than me, huh, huh?" Was the oft repeated line..
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