Magistrate Templeton
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Chapter one: Off the ship and into the nudeA Chapter by Magistrate TempletonThe year was 1765, after the birth of Christ our lord and savior, may he stomp his feet upon our mortal dwellings and extinguish our miserable lives,.. |
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Letter to Bailiff of Templeton BoroughA Chapter by Magistrate TempletonDear Bailiff in standing, While touring Templeton Borough, I couldn't help but notice that several ladies of age were in violation of chartered clothi.. |
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Letter to an ole beanA Chapter by Magistrate TempletonSire Frederick Vanderhallen, I must express my sincere gratitude for the parcel you sent to me from Jordan this last week. I immediately imbibed the s.. |
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Letter to Sire ChesterhillA Chapter by Magistrate TempletonMy good friend, I write to you this fine morning so that I might relate to you the events that you missed last week at the Annual Templeton Estate Jou.. |
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A letter to the ProprietorA Chapter by Magistrate TempletonDear Proprietor of the Southgate Market, Let me begin our discussions by asking one quaint question. At what time in the course of human events was it.. |
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Letter to Offal Factory workersA Chapter by Magistrate TempletonDear Offal Factory Workers,I must sincerely apologize for the most foul sewage that came down the pipe from the Templeton estate yester-morning. For a.. |
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An interesting afternoon at Templeton estateA Story by Magistrate TempletonAn interesting series of events occurred most recently while I was basking in the early afternoon sun at my estate. I had my best maidservant vigorous.. |