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Chapter (3) THE LAZY GNU

Chapter (3) THE LAZY GNU

A Chapter by MAD ENGLISHMAN


The Lazy GNUThe wildebeest, is very strange, of course,with the body of a cow, and the head of a horse.He has horns on his head and legs quite thin,Wi..
Chapter (4) A ZEBRA HAS STRIPES

Chapter (4) A ZEBRA HAS STRIPES

A Chapter by MAD ENGLISHMAN


Once, a zebra called Geoff, he lived in a herdWith his friends on an African plain.That's a place that is flat and is covered in grassand everything l..
Chapter (5) THE CHIMP WITH A LIMP

Chapter (5) THE CHIMP WITH A LIMP

A Chapter by MAD ENGLISHMAN


THE CHIMP WITH A LIMPA chimp had a fight with a lion one day,Who bit off his leg and then ran away."I need a new leg." said the Chimp as he hopped,The..
Chapter (6) SNAKES DON'T FLY

Chapter (6) SNAKES DON'T FLY

A Chapter by MAD ENGLISHMAN


On a branch in a tree, with leaves small and green,Hides Sidney the snake, who could not be seen.His skin was the colour of the leaves on the tree,And..
Chapter (7) THE LION WITH TANGLESOME HAIR

Chapter (7) THE LION WITH TANGLESOME HAIR

A Chapter by MAD ENGLISHMAN


There is a land far away, where baby animals play, Where the trees and the grass meet the sky. And the jungle is green, the best gre..
Chapter (1) LOVE HURTS.

Chapter (1) LOVE HURTS.

A Chapter by MAD ENGLISHMAN


Love Hurts. Do you remember when we first met in the park? You said your dog would only bark, Then he bit me. How you laughed.That fir..
Chapter (2) WHAT IS LOVE ?

Chapter (2) WHAT IS LOVE ?

A Chapter by MAD ENGLISHMAN


WHAT IS LOVE ? Love is not...Going to the pub to be with your mates when she's waited all day to be with you. Love is not...Being angry be..
Chapter (3) WHAT IF ?

Chapter (3) WHAT IF ?

A Chapter by MAD ENGLISHMAN


WHAT IF ? What if I never saw you smile, the day you noticed me ? What if I’d never said “Hello”, would our hearts have..
Chapter (4) MISSING YOU

Chapter (4) MISSING YOU

A Chapter by MAD ENGLISHMAN


MISSING YOU.Oh where are you now my dearest one You left me, but gave no hint of leaving. These last days since you've been gone I find ..