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About MeI'm a soldier I"m all around a little strange. I love to be unnatural i love to be abnormal. Who really wants to be normal anyway. I like all people except for criminals duh. Absolutely love all movies but horror takes the cake. I am very friendly and I don't bite so if you wanna talk be sure to drop me a message. I recently joined the army. Just gotta go to basic I leave in October and I cant wait Everything You Want People to Know
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Posted 12 Years AgoWhy hate criminals? |
Posted 12 Years AgoHey guys just wanted to say try out face flow it is kinda like ichat just a little less well HD quality. Try it out and hope to see you guys on there. |
Posted 12 Years Agothank you very much for the review. I only say it sucks cuz I thought it was boring lol nothing really happens but if people like it than I may keep it XP thank you again |
Posted 13 Years AgoMy funny lyrics of the day for you :P Weird Al-- Fat Your butt is wide, well mine is too Just watch your mouth or I'll sit on you The word is out, better treat me right 'Cause I'm the king of cellulite Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, all right My zippers bust, my buckles break I'm too much man for you to take The pavement cracks when I fall down I've got more chins than Chinatown Well, I've never used a phone booth And I've never seen my toes When I'm goin' to the movies I take up seven rows Because I'm fat, I'm fat, come on (Fat, fat, really, really fat) You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it (Fat, fat, really, really fat) You know I'm fat, I'm fat, come on, you know (Fat, fat, really, really fat) Don't ya call me pudgy, portly or stout Just now tell me once again, who's fat? When I walk out to get my mail It measures on the Richter scale Down at the beach, I'm a lucky man I'm the only one who gets a tan If I have one more pie a la mode I'm gonna need my own ZIP code When you're only havin' seconds I'm havin' twenty thirds When I go to get my shoes shined I gotta take their word Because I'm fat, I'm fat, come on (Fat, fat, really, really fat) You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it (Fat, fat, really, really fat) [ Weird Al Yankovic Lyrics are found on www.songlyrics.com ] You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know (Fat, fat, really, really fat) And my shadow weighs forty-two pounds Lemme tell you once again, who's fat If you see me comin' your way Better give me plenty space If I tell you that I'm hungry Then won't you feed my face Because I'm fat, I'm fat, come on (Fat, fat, really, really fat) You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it (Fat, fat, really, really fat) You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know (Fat, fat, really, really fat) When I sit around the house I really sit around the house You know I'm fat, I'm fat, come on (Fat, fat, really, really fat) You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know it (Fat, fat, really, really fat) You know, you know, you know, come on (Fat, fat, really, really fat) And you know all by myself I'm a crowd Lemme tell you once again You know I'm huge, I'm fat, you know it (Fat, fat, really, really fat) You know I'm fat, you know (Fat, fat, really, really fat) You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know (Fat, fat, really, really fat) And the whole world knows I'm fat and I'm proud Just tell me once again, who's fat Your butt is wide, well mine is too Just watch your mouth or I'll sit on you The word is out, better treat me right |
Posted 13 Years AgoAbout your status i know how to pronounce it Listen to it! it's funny |
Posted 13 Years AgoDo you suppose you could check out my latest blog? |
Posted 13 Years AgoHi!!! :) |
Posted 13 Years AgoLove your status thing! Very meaningful! :) |
Posted 14 Years Agoboth |
Posted 14 Years AgoI am so proud. |