Kowalski

I'm just an ordinary guy from Chicago, living in St. Louis. Nothin' special. A garden variety Polack with a dirty mouth, a taste for booze, and a beat-up keyboard.

To describe myself in ten words or less: old, married, tall, thin, bald, troublesome. Did it in six.

In my spare time I'm a contributing editor for a non-fiction trade magazine and have a regular gig with an online publication. I write stuff for these trade pubs that'd bore your pants off. As much as I'd like to see that lovely sight, entertaining writing is a lot more fun. But I never get paid for the stuff I really enjoy writing. My luck at getting it published has been ZERO.

But my mojo's working again. Break's over.