Welcome to my twisted world! Take your shoes off and find a place in the grass and I'll take you on a journey to different worlds, worlds where magic runs rampant, flowers can burn, dogs can talk and, in some cases, men wear four foot long c**k sheaths. Prepare yourself for the ride of a lifetime.
Please keep your mind open and ready for experiences like you have never had before, experiences that will teach you what to do when hunted by evil traitorous warlocks, how to handle dreams that take over life, why you should never trust a stubby winged fairy in a tutu, when it is best to run and where you can find solace when life gets you down.
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages, prepare to have your mind warped, spun, stretched and flayed. Welcome to my twisted world!