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Believe me when I say that this Unsightly vegetable has been genetically engineered To make a woman blush - The shaft is thick and Effusive... Ro..

Cucumbersare the most Ubiquitous of all elongated vegetables and Certainly,they are sufficiently well loved to Usurp the Mighty courgette as the n..

There Is nothing so Tantalising as a Shapely woman And it can be no coincidence that her Nourishing, nectareous Delights Are oh so Simil..

If I could upgrade my talent I’d be better overnight And everything would soon improve With everything I write I’d ask for it at C..

Dinner has gone cold One of two chairs is empty The phone is silent

This could be the worst poem ever You would think it would rhyme but it doesn't Even now as you're reading, this line is misleading Because the res..

Six bullet roulette Is not terribly wise And only slightly more so When played with seven guys Six bullet roulette The odds are not fantast..

Napoleon, Napoleon If he’d had some height He might have helped Josephine Changing a light But when she suggested He might need a ladder ..

One day I came across a Phnump And he was digging in a dump It seemed that he was in distress As one would be in such a mess Do you need h..

In Kyoto It was rainy season Loose raindrops pierced the clammy air Like a volley of arrows And hoteliers lurked And smoked In dripping doorwa..