JP thinks the WC is aptly named
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Towering and CoweringA Poem by JP thinks the WC is aptly..Being a giant, Hislandscapeis fraught with danger Hestrikes his shins against A concrete overpass Andis a target forthe angry mob Church spi.. |
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Why I Love Global WarmingA Poem by JP thinks the WC is aptly..Shirt sleeves in winter Don't be too concerned until Green leaves in winter |
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Ah Chute!A Poem by JP thinks the WC is aptly..Skydiving with no parachute Is not for the faint of heart You should really only try it If you packed one at the start If you didn't think to do.. |
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Posh NoshA Poem by JP thinks the WC is aptly..A square meal's what they Serve in unfashionable Restaurants, darling |
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FrozenA Poem by JP thinks the WC is aptly..Frozendead at the Moment of myperfection - Splendidway to go |
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The Bald TruthA Poem by JP thinks the WC is aptly..She used to be so cute She used to be hirsute But now that she is bald Those days are not recalled |
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If I Had a MonkeyA Poem by JP thinks the WC is aptly..If I had a monkey I’d make sure that he Was always presentable for all to see I’d take him on a shopping spree Bananas, bananas Eac.. |
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J.E.NA Poem by JP thinks the WC is aptly..Jaw-droppingly gorgeous with an Exquisite backside, being thus blessedwas somehow Never enough for our Jen, whose Need forjewelsand cars and clothe.. |
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M.A.R.R.O.WA Poem by JP thinks the WC is aptly..More than almost anywomancan Accommodate, the marrow Reigns supreme among large itemsoffruit.But though it is Revered the world over, Onlythe most.. |
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T.U.R.N.I.P.SA Poem by JP thinks the WC is aptly..Totally Unsuitable for orificial consumption, there is still much Recreation to be had from a Naughty little turnip. Simply slice Into phallus-sh.. |
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