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The Poem Monster

A Poem by JP thinks the WC is aptly..

A quick unfinished piece

Nohawk, Nohow

A Story by JP thinks the WC is aptly..

'What'll it be then?' Asked the hairdresser, folding out her cigaretteand picking up herscissors. 'A Mohawk,' I boldly answered. 'No,' she f..

Filter Until Beautiful

A Story by JP thinks the WC is aptly..

Ever curious about life and its many conundrums,Godnose Welshitequizzed his erudite father Cuthbert about theriddles of the universe. ‘Why..

A girl from Aruba

A Poem by JP thinks the WC is aptly..

There once was a girl from Aruba Whose vagina was large as a tuba And every semester The local orchestra Had a play without needing to lube her

A girl from Madrid

A Poem by JP thinks the WC is aptly..

There once was a girl from Madrid Whom on checking her pants found a skid The gusset was stale So she put them on sale And she promptly made twent..

The Weight of Paper

A Story by JP thinks the WC is aptly..

A lovely thing to see: through the paper window's hole; the galaxy -kobayashi issa It washis home – the stench in the air confirmed it..

Selected haiku

A Poem by JP thinks the WC is aptly..

I. the thunder of hooves beetles on a hilltop armour stained with blood II. wailing wind of steel the air is cut asunder honour falls in two ..

Things I Hate About People - an experiment in self..

A Poem by JP thinks the WC is aptly..

My misanthropy is coming out. And to mark the occasion, I have decided to compile a list of everything that boils my piss about the behaviour of hum..

The Lavatorial Predicament of the Defacytes

A Story by JP thinks the WC is aptly..

Unfinished and very strange so do be warned.

The Asthmatic Fish

A Poem by JP thinks the WC is aptly..

Once lost, now restored. But not the same and riddled with inconsistencies.