JP thinks the WC is aptly named
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A girl from VancouverA Poem by JP thinks the WC is aptly..There once was a girl from Vancouver Whose arse doubled up as a hoover So hard did she suck That she fast became stuck To the man who was tryi.. |
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Bad ApplesA Story by JP thinks the WC is aptly..An elaboration of an autobiographical event |
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Backward ducksA Poem by JP thinks the WC is aptly..Ducks who fly the wrong way round Will find the going tough By putting tail in front of beak Their chancesof arrival's bleak So lookout for thatfl.. |
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Seeds of a feathery futureA Poem by JP thinks the WC is aptly..I ate a lot of seeds today And now repeat whatpeople say I ate a lot of seeds today And sprouted wings to fly away But really, dearly how I w.. |
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Not on the lipsA Poem by JP thinks the WC is aptly..A kiss on the lips! That's not the way we men behave A handshake, boy, Kiss your mother instead And with your treasure off to bed! |
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A man from GibraltarA Poem by JP thinks the WC is aptly..There once was a man from Gibraltar Whose gender he wanted to alter He gave his permission For some cuts and additions And he’s now known a.. |
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Knuckle SandwichA Story by JP thinks the WC is aptly..An unusual piece of five-minute fiction |
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Ooch-ak-ellA Poem by JP thinks the WC is aptly..A nod to Mike Spilligan's Oojah-ka-Piv |
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A Paper CutA Poem by JP thinks the WC is aptly..Lost in the great WritersCafe crash of 2007, now restored but only half-remembered |
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Star SharkA Poem by JP thinks the WC is aptly..He's wasted on the ocean - This primordial fishdeserves a bigger pool, Perhaps he'll cut loose from the planet with a flash of his tail Finding a b.. |
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