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A work in progress, it's slightly over the prescrived word count and a better ending eludes me.
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Eating pieces of mirror
Will not help you to see your inner self
No more so than surgically
Removingstubborn words from your mouth
Will allow you ..
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There once was a girl from Khartoum
With a fully grown man in her womb
She thought, when he dies
I will tattoo 'Here Lies____'
On the stomach that..
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There once was a lady of Wales
Who went mad for the January sales
There were discounts aplenty
But her husband, just twenty
Turned grey when he h..
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There once was a lady of Chester
With some parts that had started to fester
Her bits had gone rotten
From the front to the bottom
Now nobody care..
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I watched the white claws of a wave
Trying with futility for purchase on the cliff
And I was minded of a sacrifice -
The whitehem of a dress boilin..
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‘Adopt a tiger’, that’s what your advert said, 'just £5 a month and it’s yours'
Well, not quite
But the advert s..
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The frenulum - sounds like an instrument don't it?
Something with strings, something brass, no, woodwind
But actually it is a string
How to play ..
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Here comes Tom, he knows what time it is – he’s late but maybe not late enough because she’s not even concerned yet. ‘..
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raindrop from a bough
drives away the cicada
long after the storm
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