Simon Black

I kicked God's a*s in poker lastnight. Cheetos are best eaten by being melted in your mouth first. Hair always grows back, but that doesn't mean bad haircuts are okay. Cartoons are still awesome, no matter how old you might be. Personal negative energy is a sign of self loathing that shouldn't be forced on others. Mirrors don't lie, they just show you the truth you want to see. I rarely finish what I start, but that just adds to the list of reasons why life is worth living. At the top of that list: perfect music, weather, and a hammock to enjoy both on. I love coffee, it hates me. Jello is nasty. The best book ever written: The Giving Tree, by Shel Silverstein.