Illeist : Writing

On Teapots and Toothpicks

On Teapots and Toothpicks

A Chapter by Illeist


I’ve been doing a bit of thinking lately. And a bit of laundry. But the question is this: which one is more consequential? Which, of c..
The Collected Essays of a Philosophaster

The Collected Essays of a Philosophaster

A Book by Illeist


Just a few of my more entertaining thoughts on life; enjoy!
Prologue

Prologue

A Chapter by Illeist


A little bit of background, plus a little caricature of the style of tone you can expect to be seeing.
The Most Beautiful Noire

The Most Beautiful Noire

A Book by Illeist


No one knows the year anymore; no one really cares. In dystopia, all that matters is waking up in the same corporeal state you went to sleep. Welcome ..