Haunzwürthe : Writing

A Doberman Named Garmer

A Doberman Named Garmer

A Story by Haunzwürthe


Garmer is based off the Norse dog Garmr. In Norse mythology, he was the bloodstained guardian of Hel's gate. Enjoy... :)
Part X

Part X

A Chapter by Haunzwürthe


In less than two weeks, the video went viral. The late night circuits added references to Jarvis' moves linking them to everything from White House p..
The Conversation

The Conversation

A Story by Haunzwürthe


"All gave some, some gave all. Some stood through for the red, white, and blue and some had to fall..." BRC
Part XI

Part XI

A Chapter by Haunzwürthe


Officer Matthew Richardson was the rookie on the Southside beat. It was boring taking on reports of vandalism, and childish robberies, but it would t..
The Shower

The Shower

A Poem by Haunzwürthe


If you cannot laugh at yourself, you cannot begin to take yourself seriously.
Part XII

Part XII

A Chapter by Haunzwürthe


"Em blue boys done fount 'im out Emma! Ha haaa, sure did! I'n give up my erv'rythin just ta see what he'n been up ta all'is time. Jussa li'l peekabo..
Jimmy the Deuce

Jimmy the Deuce

A Poem by Haunzwürthe


A rehashing of an old thought with nods to Fight Club and Drop Dead Fred.
Part XIII

Part XIII

A Chapter by Haunzwürthe


"This is Jarvis Alton Bertstrum. I am beginning the search for what MIT would not let me finish out of their own ignorance and fear of the unknown. I..
Part XIV

Part XIV

A Chapter by Haunzwürthe


The Chief was red faced and he stood, arms folded, snickering to himself. Everyone else had varying expressions of disbelief and confusion. Avery sig..
The Light in the Door

The Light in the Door

A Story by Haunzwürthe


The grandfather clock tolls a solemn tone at a quarter to one. Bishop lays curled by the fireplace sleeping uneasily. The fire crackles and spi..