Mark Whittaker

"Little boy lost found all grown up."

Only child, single parent imagination spent on arrested development and an obsession with pop culture and heavy metal.

If I don't write I'm not too sure what I'd do with myself. But my stuff is kinda unpublishable and I am almost unhirable. Funny that...

But everyday I wake up and it keeps on coming. Life isn't short...life is long. Being human isn't easy but it's what I / we got so lets go for it.

Don thy elf shoes and wrestlers mask and pillage!