About Me
First off, if you're wondering where my name is from, it's from Oblivion. Yeah yeah, I don't wanna hear about how video games suck and that other things in life are better, but do whatever makes you happy, and killing AI is my thing. Anywho, that was quite an intro.
I am from Canada, I do in fact ride a polar bear from point A, to point B, I do drink milk from a bag, it always snows non-stop in Canada, I do go to bed with a hockey stick in one hand and a beer in the other, I say "about" like "aboot", and most importantly of all I love my igloo and I'd be so lonely without it.
If you've actually read it this far, I congratulate you. I hate beer, hockey, I say "about" like "about", I've never seen a polar bear, igloo or bagged milk in real life, the region I live in is quite nice during the summer, and is somehow still a cold b***h mother during the winter.