George David Hope
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My Girlfriend Wants NookieA Poem by George David HopeMY GIRLFRIEND WANTS NOOKIEMy girlfriend she wants nookieI can see it in her faceShe's standing there all grinningIn some.. |
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The Fly Who Flew Too HighA Poem by George David HopeTHE FLY WHO FLEW TOO HIGHThere was once a little flyWho flew so highHe thought he would dieWhen he saw how highHe st.. |
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ONESIESA Poem by George David HopeONESIESSome people they are trendySome think that they are hipBut if I had a onesieI'd throw it in a skipI'd .. |
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A Little Bit Of SoapA Poem by George David HopeA LITTLE BIT OF SOAPMum says that I'm smellyDad says that I stinkBut I'm scared to get a washIn case I block the s.. |
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Never Fart In A CupboardA Poem by George David HopeNEVER FART IN A CUPBOARDNever fart in a cupboardBecause they are so smallThe walls they make it echoSo you can hear it.. |
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A Tribute to a HeroA Poem by George David HopeA TRIBUTE TO A HEROIn a field in France 100 years agoIn a muddy god forsaken trenchSits a row of British soldiersA.. |
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Two SoldiersA Poem by George David HopeTWO SOLDIERSIn the corner of the trenchesSits a soldier all wet and forlornLooking at his sweethearts photoAnd h.. |
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A Yearly TripA Poem by George David HopeA YEARLY TRIPAn old man sitting on a trainMaking his yearly remembrance tripGetting annoyed by noisy kidsTrying har.. |
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What Might Have BeenA Poem by George David HopeWHAT MIGHT HAVE BEENI was chatting to a workmateAbout ex lovers that we'd hadSome one you'd take homeTo meet your mam.. |
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Four Young GirlsA Poem by George David HopeFOUR YOUNG GIRLSFour young girls sleepingLying side by sideClose enough to hold handsIf their arms were stretched.. |