George David Hope : Writing

My Girlfriend Wants Nookie

My Girlfriend Wants Nookie

A Poem by George David Hope


MY GIRLFRIEND WANTS NOOKIEMy girlfriend she wants nookieI can see it in her faceShe's standing there all grinningIn some..
The Fly Who Flew Too High

The Fly Who Flew Too High

A Poem by George David Hope


THE FLY WHO FLEW TOO HIGHThere was once a little flyWho flew so highHe thought he would dieWhen he saw how highHe st..
ONESIES

ONESIES

A Poem by George David Hope


ONESIESSome people they are trendySome think that they are hipBut if I had a onesieI'd throw it in a skipI'd ..
A Little Bit Of Soap

A Little Bit Of Soap

A Poem by George David Hope


A LITTLE BIT OF SOAPMum says that I'm smellyDad says that I stinkBut I'm scared to get a washIn case I block the s..
Never Fart In A Cupboard

Never Fart In A Cupboard

A Poem by George David Hope


NEVER FART IN A CUPBOARDNever fart in a cupboardBecause they are so smallThe walls they make it echoSo you can hear it..
A Tribute to a Hero

A Tribute to a Hero

A Poem by George David Hope


A TRIBUTE TO A HEROIn a field in France 100 years agoIn a muddy god forsaken trenchSits a row of British soldiersA..
Two Soldiers

Two Soldiers

A Poem by George David Hope


TWO SOLDIERSIn the corner of the trenchesSits a soldier all wet and forlornLooking at his sweethearts photoAnd h..
A Yearly Trip

A Yearly Trip

A Poem by George David Hope


A YEARLY TRIPAn old man sitting on a trainMaking his yearly remembrance tripGetting annoyed by noisy kidsTrying har..
What Might Have Been

What Might Have Been

A Poem by George David Hope


WHAT MIGHT HAVE BEENI was chatting to a workmateAbout ex lovers that we'd hadSome one you'd take homeTo meet your mam..
Four Young Girls

Four Young Girls

A Poem by George David Hope


FOUR YOUNG GIRLSFour young girls sleepingLying side by sideClose enough to hold handsIf their arms were stretched..