Faeshifter

Hi,
I want to tell stories that people never even knew they wanted to hear and I want to tell them well. Don't tell me I'm amazing because I'm not, yet.
In return for an honest critique I will read you. I will tell you my honest reaction from a viewpoint of getting published. If you just want someone to love you unconditionally then move along.
It's about the words and nothing more.
I hate poetry, please don't ask me to read your poem because I already don't like it.
Also, please don't ask me to read you if you don't want my opinion. Action - reaction. You started it.
Did I mention that I hate poetry?