Elton Camp : Writing

Charles Darwin Shocks the World

Charles Darwin Shocks the World

A Poem by Elton Camp


Here is some food for thought.
Mars to Appear as Large as the Moon

Mars to Appear as Large as the Moon

A Poem by Elton Camp


What a sight that would be!
The Food Industry Lays an Egg

The Food Industry Lays an Egg

A Poem by Elton Camp


I feel a bit unwell.
Bernie Madoff Builds a Pyramid

Bernie Madoff Builds a Pyramid

A Poem by Elton Camp


It is hard to cheat an honest man.
Your Call Is Important to Us

Your Call Is Important to Us

A Poem by Elton Camp


About automated telephone systems.
A Vacation to the Moon

A Vacation to the Moon

A Poem by Elton Camp


Due to weightlessness, the captain has requested that passengers remain in their seats with belts fastened.
Lies We All Tell

Lies We All Tell

A Poem by Elton Camp


Knowing when to lie is an essential social grace.
Holy Willie's Prayer Updated

Holy Willie's Prayer Updated

A Poem by Elton Camp


A rewrite of the Burns poem that eliminates unfamiliar words and heavy dialect.
Out of Odor

Out of Odor

A Story by Elton Camp


A trip through rural Mississippi.
The Healing of the Computer

The Healing of the Computer

A Story by Elton Camp


My brief career as a faith healer.


Compartment 114
Compartment 114
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