Elton Camp : Writing

Miss Prunella's Cat

Miss Prunella's Cat

A Poem by Elton Camp


The vet makes his diagnosis.
To the Author of an Obscene Poem

To the Author of an Obscene Poem

A Poem by Elton Camp


The poem mentioned is NOT on this site.
The Deadbeat - a Limerick

The Deadbeat - a Limerick

A Poem by Elton Camp


My "favorite" brother-in-law
An Abandoned Pioneer Cabin

An Abandoned Pioneer Cabin

A Poem by Elton Camp


I felt a great sadness at the sight.
My Dog is Lost

My Dog is Lost

A Poem by Elton Camp


Help us find our beloved pet. Missed by the children.
Welcome to El Gordo's Buffet

Welcome to El Gordo's Buffet

A Poem by Elton Camp


Eating at the super duper king-size buffet.
You Stand Accused of Witchery

You Stand Accused of Witchery

A Poem by Elton Camp


What can happen when religion takes the reigns of government.
Jesus Spends the Day Slitting Gizzards

Jesus Spends the Day Slitting Gizzards

A Poem by Elton Camp


Jesus found that he was not welcome in our town.
Mohammed Afreet Takes the Heat

Mohammed Afreet Takes the Heat

A Poem by Elton Camp


Blaming all for the acts of the few.
The First Woman President?

The First Woman President?

A Poem by Elton Camp


The surprising answer.