Elton Camp : Writing

A Bear in the Grocery Store

A Bear in the Grocery Store

A Story by Elton Camp


Wal-Mart has an unexpected shopper.
An Alien Abduction

An Alien Abduction

A Poem by Elton Camp


Nobody will believe him.
May Whiskey Be Sold in Our Town?

May Whiskey Be Sold in Our Town?

A Poem by Elton Camp


On the eve of yet another referendum.
The Gianormous SUV

The Gianormous SUV

A Poem by Elton Camp


An appeal to individual conscience.
Incident on the Train

Incident on the Train

A Story by Elton Camp


Quite short humor story.
Using the Right Word

Using the Right Word

A Poem by Elton Camp


A poem best limited to adults, please.
The City Council Leads the Way

The City Council Leads the Way

A Poem by Elton Camp


They always know just what to do.
A McMansion for Sale

A McMansion for Sale

A Poem by Elton Camp


Impress all your friends.
A Message from the Copy Machine

A Message from the Copy Machine

A Poem by Elton Camp


It was a totally unexpected development.
My Favorite Things in the House

My Favorite Things in the House

A Poem by Elton Camp


Surrounded by reminders of the past.