Elton Camp : Writing

The New Sheriff

The New Sheriff

A Poem by Elton Camp


The new sheriff was a tough character.
A Voice from Above

A Voice from Above

A Story by Elton Camp


A true story from the South.
Waiting to See the Podiatrist

Waiting to See the Podiatrist

A Poem by Elton Camp


The patient went to the wrong doctor.
On Seeing a Painting by Picasso

On Seeing a Painting by Picasso

A Poem by Elton Camp


I was anxious to see the work of a great artist.
The Scopes Monkey Trial

The Scopes Monkey Trial

A Poem by Elton Camp


Clarence Darrow makes a monkey out of William Jennings Bryan.
How To Be Remembered

How To Be Remembered

A Poem by Elton Camp


Shameful, but true.
Trick or Treat

Trick or Treat

A Poem by Elton Camp


Who knows what may lurk behind that door?
A Limerick About Daylight Saving Time

A Limerick About Daylight Saving Time

A Poem by Elton Camp


Don't forget to set the clocks.
Advice to Husbands

Advice to Husbands

A Poem by Elton Camp


Ignore this at your peril.
Charles in Waiting

Charles in Waiting

A Poem by Elton Camp


Being a prince can be overrated.