Elton Camp : Writing

Unrealistic Expectations

Unrealistic Expectations

A Poem by Elton Camp


Is cosmetic surgery the answer?
Tsunami on the Way

Tsunami on the Way

A Poem by Elton Camp


A scary prospect.
Bowser at the Computer

Bowser at the Computer

A Poem by Elton Camp


I was thoroughly shocked and disgusted.
The World's Best Food Served Here

The World's Best Food Served Here

A Poem by Elton Camp


One place was refreshingly honest.
A Pilot Is Needed In the Cockpit

A Pilot Is Needed In the Cockpit

A Poem by Elton Camp


Uh, does anyone on board know Microsoft's "Flight Simulator?"
How High Can Gas Go?

How High Can Gas Go?

A Poem by Elton Camp


Where is this headed?
The Too-Small Car

The Too-Small Car

A Poem by Elton Camp


Dealing with the rising cost of gas.
Suzy Finds Her Soul Mate

Suzy Finds Her Soul Mate

A Poem by Elton Camp


Suzy is all smiles as she tells of her upcoming wedding.
Welcome Back Daylight Saving Time

Welcome Back Daylight Saving Time

A Poem by Elton Camp


What fun games we play.
Customers We All Detested

Customers We All Detested

A Poem by Elton Camp


My brief stint as a sales clerk.