Elton Camp : Writing

Hello There, Mister Highpockets

Hello There, Mister Highpockets

A Poem by Elton Camp


Do you know anyone like this?
In These Cases, We Have Judgment Here

In These Cases, We Have Judgment Here

A Poem by Elton Camp


Pity the Poor Polygamist
Smoking Is So Sophisticated

Smoking Is So Sophisticated

A Poem by Elton Camp


Smokers exude a certain aura all right.
The Fortune-Teller

The Fortune-Teller

A Poem by Elton Camp


Sister Mary see the past, present and future.
The Plumber

The Plumber

A Poem by Elton Camp


Bubba brought one thing I wish he hadn't.
Goldilocks in Big Trouble

Goldilocks in Big Trouble

A Poem by Elton Camp


Will lying save her?
Honest Dan's Used Cars

Honest Dan's Used Cars

A Poem by Elton Camp


Trust but verify.
The Token Hunch-Back

The Token Hunch-Back

A Poem by Elton Camp


With apologizes to the posturally-challenged.
Scary Retirement Prospects

Scary Retirement Prospects

A Poem by Elton Camp


Many are deeply concerned about this.
Where Is This Dog Mania Headed?

Where Is This Dog Mania Headed?

A Poem by Elton Camp


An appeal for some common sense.