Elton Camp : Writing

A Hillbilly Visits Atlanta

A Hillbilly Visits Atlanta

A Poem by Elton Camp


It was his first plane trip.
A Sure Solution to Economic Woes

A Sure Solution to Economic Woes

A Poem by Elton Camp


One way to solve the problem.
The Jury Says Not Guilty

The Jury Says Not Guilty

A Poem by Elton Camp


Folks, it's time to move on.
Boxing Should Be Banned

Boxing Should Be Banned

A Poem by Elton Camp


How can such savagery be allowed?
The Mother-in-Law's New Perfume

The Mother-in-Law's New Perfume

A Poem by Elton Camp


Mother Roberts was pretty good after all.
The Bathroom Scales

The Bathroom Scales

A Poem by Elton Camp


Out of sight may be better.
Germs On Your Money

Germs On Your Money

A Poem by Elton Camp


What are we carrying around?
Grandpa Changes the Baby

Grandpa Changes the Baby

A Poem by Elton Camp


Did he still know how?
Adages That Are Wrong

Adages That Are Wrong

A Poem by Elton Camp


Some old sayings are much mistaken.
Never Underestimate the Stupidity of a Criminal

Never Underestimate the Stupidity of a Criminal

A Poem by Elton Camp


A real dummy robs the bank.